1 700lb of confectioner's sugar
2 Black iron cauldron (person-sized)3 Black iron cauldron (5qt, travel-size)
4 An elaborate wood-fired pizza oven
5 Black iron kettle
6 Silver tea service
7 Bone china painted with birdhouses and daisies (place settings for 6)
8 Fire spirit bound to the hearth grate (burns toast but makes life-changing omelets)
9 Novelty apron (reads "Smokin' Hot" surrounded by flame patterns)
10 A fully-stocked pantry, larder, and icebox
11 Freshly-brewed tea and cakes
12 Homemade moonshine and a still out back
13 Dried herbs
14 A worrying number of succulents and cacti
15 Mushrooms (fresh, dried, growing everywhere)
16 Cookie jar of molasses chews (delicious)
17 Cookie tin of gingerbread men (alive, desperate, delicious)
18 Cookie tin of sewing supplies
19 Golden stork embroidery scissors
20 Silver sewing shears
21 A book of bone needles
22 Spools of nettle thread
23 Hanks of spidersilk floss
24 Skeins of human hair
25 Spinning wheel (ancient, wooden)
26 Spindle (solid gold)
27 Distaff and bales of flax
28 A pretty linen tablecloth embroidered with one of every flower
29 Hand-tatted lace doilies
30 Button eyes
31 An extensive collection of dolls and poppets
32 Marionettes hanging from every inch of the ceiling
33 Nesting dolls (sing when open and beg not to be closed)
34 Extremely detailed anatomical models
35 Skulls
36 A disordered heap of bones
37 Several articulated skeletons
38 Box of teeth
39 Assorted dried hearts
40 Jar of fresh eyeballs
41 A butchered unicorn
42 Dragon's teeth in a wormhide sack
43 Mummified swallows hung as a garland
44 A perfectly normal chicken
45 A kid goat (black, adorable, troublesome)
46 Bats
47 Rats (ensorcelled and acting as servants)
48 Rats (ensorcelled transmuted people)
49 A cat
50 Two cats
51 Three cats
52 1d6+3 cats
53 A cat-sized bullfrog named Jeb (breaks things when he croaks)
54 A bullfrog-sized horsefly named Reggie (can talk, extremely fond of tropical fruit)
55 A vivarium of newts
56 Two obnoxious kids who refuse to leave
57 A tiny elder tree
58 Billhook (rusty, ivory-handled)
59 Iron tongs
60 Blacksmith's hammer
61 Copper nails
62 Scythe (The Scythe, yes that one)
63 Broom (handmade from yew boughs)
64 Broom (refuses to clean and will buck any unworthy rider)
65 Sealskin coat
66 Swanskin cloak
67 Sturdy boots (muddy)
68 Sensible flats (cute)
69 Thigh-high leather platform boots (black)
70 Pointy hat (black)
71 Cloak (enveloping, black, billows dramatically at exactly the right moments)
72 Wardrobe of fine clothes in all shades of black
73 Souvenir t-shirt (reads "I killed the Witchfinder General and all I got was this lousy t-shirt")
74 A copy of the Malleus Maleficarum (margins full of scathing annotations in perfect handwriting)
75 Magic mirror (talking)
76 Scrying sunglasses
77 Crystal ball (sometimes gets bad reception but usually reliable)
78 Crystals (purely ornamental)
79 Piles of scrolls (disorganized)
80 Shed iron teeth
81 Playing cards with sexy wizards on them
82 Oversized birdcage (empty)
83 Candles (a fire hazard worth)
84 Chessboard with talking pieces
85 Unnecessarily complex brass scales
86 Doctor's bag
87 Weird fossils (some move on their own)
88 Chest of pearls (each has a soul bound to it)
89 Jewelry box (carved with trees, cedar, screams when you open it)
90 A delicate cobalt glass vase (turns any flowers put in it blood red)
91 Ivory comb inlaid with amber crosses
92 21 years of National Hexographic back issues
93 Shelves of research notes on the variations in structures of mutated snail shells
94 An orrery of the solar system showing three planets and nineteen moons you didn't know existed
95 An armoire full of borrowed shadows
96 Some really good cigars
97 Bundles of letters from your parents (from before you were born, tied in green ribbon)
98 Dozens of multicolored glass witchballs (were gag gifts, but she likes them)
99 A pleasantly fat toad
100 The witch's body (unoccupied)
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