d100 Weird Spy Satellite Locations

I love the Weird Spy Satellite bot on twitter. It's delightful. Granted, it's a bot that (I assume) randomly generates the things it includes in each tweet so they're not all gold, but I collected a few of my favorites here. I may flesh them out into hexcrawl locations one day but for now they're just fun to think about.


1 Vault of Home Videos
2 Light Dock
3 Sacred Death Expo
4 Paddock of Ghosts
5 Maw of Bees
6 Moon Simulation
7 Pile of Starfish
8 Haunted Poet Rock
9 Shrine of Dial Tones
10 Magic Radiation Depository
11 Echoes Depot
12 Archive of Mambo
13 Cannabis Mine
14 Fountain of Time
15 Dust Railway
16 200-Year Old Cuttlefish Tank
17 Mysterious Silence
18 Sea of Code
19 Unspeakable Distortion
20 Hidden Maze of Fossils
21 Zombie Launcher
22 Baby Teeth Asylum
23 Fastness of Gravity
24 Tired Radiation Lighthouse
25 Myth Gallery
26 Citadel of Cryptic Milk
27 Cosmic Source of Darkness
28 Temple of Sewage
29 Static Bunker
30 Unmanned Time Loops
31 Interstellar Violin Launch Pads
32 Illicit Well of Molasses
33 Haunted Fungus
34 Dread Storage Facility
35 Meteorite Quay
36 Magic Onions
37 Astromycological Clones
38 Pyramid of Kilns
39 Shrine of Manuscripts
40 Demonic Ash Exhibit
41 Unmanned Reservoir of Fog
42 Parade of Cruise Ships
43 Magic Hallucination Trench
44 Moose Area
45 Mausoleum of Hidden Dice
46 Menacing Shit
47 Grotto of Fungus
48 Cozy Chaos
49 Labyrinth of Torches
50 Office of Ash
51 Emptiness Clearing
52 Prison of Petrified Milk
53 Library of Flames
54 Smoke Corral
55 Death Boardwalk
56 Rabbit Anomaly
57 Stolen Gramophones
58 Temple of Legos
59 Abyss of Tacos
60 Wall of Rhizomes
61 Astral Time Storage Facility
62 Library of Paper
63 Baby Teeth Cemetery
64 Abyss of Sorceries
65 Silent Astrobiologists
66 Hallucination Cathedrals
67 Ziggurat of Paper
68 Epic Elk
69 Office of Wraiths
70 Robot Hospice
71 Weather Corral
72 Cryptic Bluebirds
73 Relic Museum
74 Consciousness Fueling Station
75 Quantum Dice Fabricators
76 Divine Pangolins
77 Organic Beehive Pillars
78 Tower of Stolen Walruses
79 Petrified Hallucinations
80 Old Miasma
81 Infinite Valley of Vinyl
82 Stronghold of Waffles
83 Textbook Gallery
84 Dolphin Swamps
85 Lost Canticles
86 Tower of Puppies
87 Shrine of Vinyl
88 Kitchen Sink Terminal
89 Moon Dust Furnace
90 Cottage of Excess Memories
91 Cosmic Smoke
92 Static Anomaly
93 Data Dome
94 Sand Lighthouse
95 Amethyst Tortoises
96 Unnamable Glooms
97 Organic Stardust Grid
98 Forlorn Moons
99 Jade Radiation Palisade
100 Excess Chaos