1 Call their name three times
2 Say their name
3 Think their name
4 Look in a mirror, any mirror
5 Compliment them out loud
6 Insult them out loud
7 Go on down to the crossroads and make your presence known
8 Talk to the doll they gave you
9 Write your request on an offering and burn it
10 Submit a request for audience in triplicate via courier imp
11 Turn around
12 Close your eyes
13 Go to sleep
14 Pour a drink
15 Put out a plate of cookies
16 Call them up, they've got a cellphone
17 They prefer texts
18 Email works best
19 Just talk to them, they're accompanying you on your journey
20 No need, they're always watching
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