d66 Elder God Exposure Side Effects

Treat elder gods, their avatars, and spawn like the existential hazards they are. 

They're cosmically awful and unspeakable entities beyond the scope of our reality. Exposure to them is physically dangerous and mutagenic in profound, unpredictable ways. Like standing unshielded in front of a living, baleful sun. 

Elder God Exposure Side Effects (d66)
11 Begin coughing up worms every Ud20 minutes after initial exposure.
12 Eyes skin over and migrate to somewhere else on your body.
13 Fingers begin to split and bud into a fractal net of phalanges.
14 Glowing cilia starts sprouting from your mucus membranes.
15 Perfectly round holes begin appearing on your body 1d3 days after initial exposure. Number increases exponentially after first appearance.
16 Webs of mycelium spread under your skin, fruiting bodies erupt through cracks and shed spores.
21 Your bones slowly transmute into jade ridged with fine networks of spirals.
22 Spontaneous second and third-degree burns forming unknown scripts appear on your skin 2d8 hours after initial exposure.
23 First-degree burns develop on any uncovered skin, immediately begins peeling in thick sheets.
24 Your teeth become deciduous and grow in rows across the roof and floor of your mouth.
25 Salivary glands begin producing silk alongside spit.
26 Begin seeing colors beyond the visible spectrum.
31 Teeth fuse into a single sharp bone ridge.
32 Your flesh automatically grafts itself to other living tissue on contact.
33 Your reflection is replaced by Something Else. Only some people notice the change.
34 Tears replaced by a thin black fluid that clots blood instantly.
35 You can't digest normal food anymore.
36 Blood begins to glow pale violet, pulsing in irregular rhythms.
41 Injuries heal quickly with rusty orange chitin instead of new skin.
42 Bones turn cartilaginous and connective tissues become elastic.
43 Your shadow billows and reaches towards light sources.
44 You can taste electromagnetic fields and radiation.
45 Flesh becomes transparent as glass in irregular blotches.
46 Begin hearing sound frequencies outside the normal human range.
51 Sweat turns pale milky green and corrosive to metals.
52 Fully comprehend every language except your first.
53 Eyes segment into compound eyes surrounded by smaller supplementary ocelli.
54 Begin experiencing detailed, accurate premonitions in dreams.
55 Begin accidentally initiating time loops during periods of high stress.
56 You can hear the things crawling behind the walls of reality and gnawing at the edges.
61 Begin reproducing asexually by budding.
62 You can see and walk through the spaces between acute angles.
63 Bond between spirit and body becomes attenuated.
64 Inanimate objects become warped and gnarled after a few hours in your presence.
65 You can see the things living inside others and behind illusions.
66 Die in 1d3 days, then get back up and continue as normal. Repeat.

Bonus!
* Something begins listening to your prayers and answering.
* Constant awareness of where the god and its children are.