Taxidermied Animals

Need a stuffed critter for a curio cabinet, parlor decor, or just general odd treasure? I got you covered.

Quality (d36)

11 There's no hint this was ever an animal
12 Can't tell what animal it was
13 You feel embarrassed for the animal
14 Terrible
15 Bad
16 Kind of unsettling
21 A little rough around the edges
22 Acceptable
23 Clearly made with a lot of care by a beginner
24 Good, but the eyes are wrong
25 Good
26 Well-made but with subtly wrong proportions
31 Skillful
32 Incredible
33 A remarkably fluid and natural composition
34 A masterpiece
35 Are you sure it's not actually alive?
36 I swear it just moved!

How are they posed? (d66)

11 Head trophy mount
12 Skull only
13 Skeleton only
14 Hide only
15 Preserved in a jar
16 Standing
21 Standing on two legs
22 Sitting
23 Stretching
24 Laying down
25 Sleeping
26 Lying in wait
31 Jumping
32 Pouncing on another animal
33 Chasing another animal
34 Eating another animal
35 Roaring
36 Playing
41 Flying
42 Doing circus tricks
43 Juggling knives
44 Dancing
45 Driving
46 Wearing a suit
51 Giving a lecture to an audience
52 Lying in a suitable coffin
53 Playing in an orchestra
54 Playing cards
55 Playing charades
56 On a game show
61 Attending a dinner party
62 Reading
63 Dueling
64 Jousting
65 Fighting a battle
66 Made into tasteless furniture

Animals (d666)

111 Aardvark
112 Albatross
113 Alpaca
114 Anglerfish
115 Anole
116 Anteater
121 Ant
122 Axolotl
123 Badger
124 Banana slug
125 Barracuda
126 Bat
131 Bearded dragon
132 Beaver
133 Bigfoot
134 Bighorn sheep
135 Bird-eating spider
136 Bison
141 Black bear
142 Blue whale
143 Bluebird
144 Boar
145 Bobcat
146 Bullfrog
151 Bumblebee
152 Buzzard
153 Camel
154 Canary
155 Cane toad
156 Capybara
161 Cassowary
162 Cat
163 Cheetah
164 Chickadee
165 Chicken
166 Chimpanzee
211 Chinchilla
212 Chipmunk
213 Chupacabra
214 Cicada
215 Coati
216 Cobra
221 Cockroach
222 Coconut crab
223 Condor
224 Cormorant
225 Cow
226 Coyote
231 Crab
232 Crane
233 Crayfish
234 Crocodile
235 Crow
236 Cuttlefish
241 Deep sea isopod
242 Deer
243 Dikdik
244 Dog
245 Dragonfly
246 Duck
251 Eagle
252 Echidna
253 Eel
254 Egret
255 Elephant
256 Elk
261 Emu
262 Ermine
263 Ferret
264 Flying fox
265 Fox
266 Garter snake
311 Gazelle
312 Gecko
313 Gerbil
314 Giant clam
315 Giant hornet
316 Giant squid
321 Gila monster
322 Goat
323 Goldfinch
324 Goose
325 Gorilla
326 Green heron
331 Grizzly bear
332 Grouper
333 Hare
334 Hawk
335 Hellbender
336 Hognose snake
341 Horny toad
342 Horse
343 Horsefly
344 Human
345 Hummingbird
346 Hyena
351 Ibex
352 Ibis
353 Iguana
354 Jackalope
355 Jaguar
356 Jellyfish
361 Jumping spider
362 Kingfisher
363 Kiwi
364 Koala
365 Lemur
366 Leopard frog
411 Leopard seal
412 Lion
413 Llama
414 Lobster
415 Loris
416 Lynx
421 Manatee
422 Manta ray
423 Mink
424 Mola
425 Monitor lizard
426 Monkey
431 Moose
432 Moray
433 Mountain goat
434 Mouse
435 Mudpuppy
436 Narwhal
441 Nautilus
442 Newt
443 Nutria
444 Ocelot
445 Octopus
446 Okapi
451 Orb weaver
452 Orangutan
453 Orca
454 Oryx
455 Ostrich
456 Otter
461 Owl
462 Ox
463 Painted turtle
464 Panda
465 Parrot
466 Peacock
511 Peccary
512 Penguin
513 Pheasant
514 Pike
515 Pillbug
516 Pine marten
521 Platypus
522 Poison dart frog
523 Polar bear
524 Porpoise
525 Possum
526 Preying mantis
531 Pronghorn
532 Pufferfish
533 Puma
534 Python
535 Quail
536 Rat
541 Raccoon
542 Rattlesnake
543 Rhinoceros
544 Rhinoceros beetle
545 Robin
546 Salmon
551 Scarab
552 Sea cucumber
553 Sea turtle
554 Sea urchin
555 Seagull
556 Seahorse
561 Sealion
562 Serval
563 Shark
564 Sheep
565 Shrike
566 Skink
611 Sloth
612 Snail
613 Snapping turtle
614 Snow leopard
615 Softshell turtle
616 Sparrow
621 Sperm whale
622 Spider crab
623 Spring peeper
624 Squirrel
625 Starfish
626 Stickbug
631 Sturgeon
632 Sunbear
633 Swallow
634 Tarantula
635 Tiger
636 Toad
641 Tortoise
642 Treefrog
643 Vole
644 Vulture
645 Walrus
646 Whelk
651 Wild turkey
652 Wildebeest
653 Wolf
654 Wombat
655 Woodchuck
656 Woodpecker
661 Wren
662 Yak
663 Zebra
664 Chimera - Roll x2 and combine
665 Chimera - Roll x3 and combine
666 Two-headed [roll again]