1d20 Reasons the Squirrel Broke Into Your House


1) Deeply confused
2) Just incredibly high
3) *chittering noises*
4) It knows you have cashews
5) It knows you have an N64
6) For snuggles and scritches
7) Wanted to ride on the roomba
8) Something about injustice and the cruelty of automobiles
9) On a dare
10) As a distraction
11) To deliver a dire warning
12) On a mission from your arch enemy
13) Drunk on fermented pumpkins
14) You left the window open
15) You've been feeding it
16) You live in a tree
17) Stubbornly insists you're the squirrel and this is its house
18) Rabies! :D
19) You know why, don't pretend
20) No reason :3


1 comment:

  1. I thought the squirrel just wanted to ride on the roomba, but instead it turned to me in its chattering voice and spoke at length, something about injustice and the cruelty of automobiles.

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